itsstuckyinmyhead:

lesbiansinouterspace:

I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist

shadowdarkleonidascrusade:

I FUCKING PISSED MYSELF

familiarnuggets:

segapic0:

Literally @eyeslike-stars

strangel-ve:

dontbeallupinmyfriesdawg:

mudwerks:

they’re dry

scarletrougelipstick:

The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing

hexmaniacwingy:

liquidfire:

ameaningfuldeath:

FOR THE GLORY

how is this only six seconds

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

sagihairius:

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me